Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Great Escape: Jan/Feb 2012

So, we are back in China after more than a month of gallivanting around South East Asia. And it’s about time we updated the blog.
We have a tonne of stories and pictures to share, so we will divide it up over several blog posts and string them out over the next week or so. Keep checking back for more updates!

Part One: Paul’s Primal Primate Encounter.

Because Paul’s school is so very different from the high school, they finished a full week earlier than the rest of the students. This meant Paul found himself with a week of vacation time without Kristen. Knowing that she –brave and adventurous as she is- would likely never wish to visit the Sumatran jungle with him, he decided that this was a good time to check that particular destination off his list.

Paul spent a full 24 hours travelling from Dalian to Sumatra. First a short puddle hop from Dalian to Tianjin, then a flight from Tianjin to Kuala Lumpur, a night spent trying to sleep on the hard, brightly lit budget carrier’s airport in KL and a final flight to Medan in Indonesia.

Medan is a bit of a cesspool. It sprawls, low and dirty, for many tens of kilometres. It’s hot and humid and the traffic is worse than anywhere else we have travelled so far. Other than that it is a delightful city. Paul found an old man who spoke a little English and who offered to take him to the bus station for a price significantly lower then what the taxis wanted to charge. They weaved their way through slums and shops, dodging brightly painted vans stuffed with people and crazy Grandmas on scooters to get to the staging point for all the local buses.
The best part of Medan were these sweet flower billboards advertising everything from engagemens to markets to Coca-cola. Awesome.

The bus took some six hours to get from Medan to Bukit Lawang. It probably should have been four, but the driver stopped often to have a drink and a chat with a friend, or cruise slowly down a street while trying to drum up some more customers. The ride was hot and bouncy, and the bus cruised through some beautiful and some very depressing scenery.

Most of Northern Sumatra used to be covered in some of the worlds thickest, most impenetrable rainforest. Only recently has that begun to change, but the rapid pace of the change is staggering. We drove through mile after mile of recently burned forest. Acres and acres of land cut, burned and replanted with oil palm. Thousands of acres. Oil palm is a monoculture that brings in a lot of money for communities that hover on and around the brink of poverty. It is one of the few crops that can grow in the depleted soil left when you cut down a rainforest and it provides a chance for communities to develop an economy based on something other than subsistence farming. However, the destruction of the biodiverse rainforests and the speed at which they are disappearing was really hard to look at.

After several hours of travelling through oil palm plantations, pockets of rainforest began to appear on the hilltops. Soon the entire road was being encroached upon by the massive hardwoods with their entourage of vines and ferns. Paul disembarked at Bukit Lawang station (basically the side of the road in the middle of a farmer’s field). He then followed a little local boy up a side track (rather then pay the tuk tuk drivers to take him into “town” along the road). After a few minutes of walking along, munching amiably on rose apples and “water fruit” with the local boy, Paul found himself crossing the river on a rather crude and derelict suspension bridge. He haggled with an inn owner on the far side, and because it was the low season, he managed to negotiate a clean (though bare and basic) room for just under 5 dollars. With breakfast included.
Bukit Lawang- a friendly place.

Bukit Lawang is an interesting place. It relies almost entirely on tourist dollars from people who come to see the apes. It was almost destroyed in 2003 by a flash flood that tore down the river and took a fair number of homes and people with it. Hot, dusty, rainy, the little town spreads up and down the banks of the river for about three kilometres before petering out into the jungle.

Paul booked himself onto a two day trek almost immediately after arriving. There were other tourists along for the trek, most of whom were not nearly as prepared to hike in the Sumatran jungle. Paul showed up in hiking boots with his belongings nicely sealed in waterproof stuff sacks and extra pairs of socks, a t-shirt and three litres of water ready for his arrival at camp. Two of the other trekkers were wearing cotton loafers. One girl didn’t have anything with her but the clothes on her back.

The guides were great. Tiny (less than five feet), surefooted local men who were licensed by the village coop to take people like my companions into the jungle and make sure they came out smiling and safe, these men were extremely competent. They would disappear for a few minutes into the bush beside a trail, then reappear 100 meters down the path silently. Almost always they would lead us to a perfect spot to see this Thomas Leaf Monkey, or that White Handed Gibbon, or a particularly loud Hornbill.
Rocking the leaf hat during a rainstorm... so 2011.

We saw our first orang-utan four hours into the trek. Three apes- mom and two daughters- were slowly meandering their way through the upper canopy. The mom and baby stayed there, but the older daughter was curious and made her way down the vines and trunks of trees to see what these hairless apes staring up at her were all about. It was a pretty magical experience to have her so close, and so interested in us. She bounced around in the trees right above us for almost fifteen minutes before returning to her mom.
This is about the moment Paul started hyperventilating with excitement.
Surreal? Yes.

We saw several other orang-utan, all female, in the next few hours. We also got to see long tailed macaques, Thomas leaf monkeys, white handed Gibbon (another ape species), monitor lizards, and a variety of other extremely cool flora and fauna.
That punky monkey is a Thomas Leaf monkey. He is rocking an elegant hair style and a long (but not prehensile) tail.

About an hour after lunch the rain started to come down hard. It was impossible to stay dry, and pretty soon we were soaked through to the skin. We waded through muddy paths, over streams and up and down hills until we made it down into a little valley. There across the river was the camp. We loaded ourselves into inner tubes and the guides pushed us across the rather swollen river. We stripped down to our skivvies and washed the mud sweat and leeches (yes leeches) off of ourselves by the side of the river.

Camp was an open bivouac. Poles had been pounded into the ground, and a tarps carefully fastened over top. It was dry under the tarp, but one side of the tent was completely open to the jungle and provided no shelter from mosquitoes, leeches or monitor lizards. In the middle of the night this fact was driven home by the fact that Paul woke up with something warm burrowing into his armpit. He freaked out a bit when it suddenly jumped onto his face and then scampered off because of his thrashing and screaming. Naturally this woke the rest of the trekkers, who, not knowing what was going on, also freaked out. The bush rat/monkey/monster bumped into several other people on its way out, which amplified their screaming and made Paul feel a little better. He had one small scratch down his cheek which he washed and covered in antibiotic cream, but other than that escaped pretty much unscathed! However he didn’t get a lot more sleep after that.
The "tent" where we spent the night. Notice the lack of a final side.

The next day the trekkers hung around the camp area, hiking to a nearby waterfall, before we rafted our way down the swollen river and back to Bukit Lawang. The experience was pretty special, and left Paul wishing he had more time and money to spend towards a longer Sumatran jungle excursion. Definitely something to save his pennies for!
Rafts made of inner tubes lashed together with twine. Scary but effective.




Sunday, January 8, 2012

Happy New Year!


Finally a three day weekend! After months of cruising along the monotonous five-day-work-week trail, we got a chance to take an extra day to ourselves over the New Years break. To treat ourselves during this unaccustomed break we decided to head up to Harbin, a city of three million people near the Russian border.
Harbin is known for a bunch of things. It used to be controlled by the Russians in the early 1900’s so it has a rich architectural heritage unique to northern China. It also held the largest population of Jewish people in China around the same time, and has the largest Orthodox Christian cathedral in China. It is home to the Harbin Hongchang (Harbin red sausage- a garlic filled treat) as well as Harbin beer, spicy hotpot and candied haw fruit. It has the largest concentration of Siberian or DongBei tigers in the world (well over 100 reside at the breeding center and there are only approximately 400 everywhere else in the world) and is home to the world’s largest ice festival… think Carnival d’hiver on steroids.
Anyways we organized a group of eleven people who all wanted to head north to play in the cold, and Paul worked with Mody (a tour guide who helped us get tickets on our Gansu trip) to round up train tickets. We took an overnight train up to Harbin and enjoyed a few bubbly beverages as we rode north. As we pulled into Harbin in the morning it was apparent that we were entering an extremely cold environment as there was an inch thick layer of ice on the windows. Longjohns, ski jackets and a Russian style hat for Paul and we were ready to brave the -28 degree weather.
We were in Harbin for three days and had some awesome adventures, misadventures and undertook plenty of touristic ventures. Because we are busy with exams and really don’t have time to write up a play by play of the entire trip, here are some of the highlights:
-Skating on the frozen river: Ice four feet thick below us, hundreds of silly Chinese ice games (from sledge chairs to a spinning top that you whip with a piece of rope), the cold wind on our faces, dog sleds, old Chinese men playing hockey with Canada jerseys on and a smile on Kristen’s face that would have split her open if those big cheeks of hers hadn’t reigned it in.


Ice dancing, Paul's new hobby.


Kristen is working on a new martial art form... ice kwan do.
-New Years Eve: Individual hotpot at the fanciest restaurant I have been to in a long, long time; cold Harbin beers; carved ice sculptures; a walk down the cobblestoned pedestrian streets in the old Russian quarter and watching a paper lantern that we had lit sail off above the frozen river we were standing on.
Personal hot pot... best hotpot ever. (Kudos to Hayley for the pic)
-Tigers: Seeing 9 foot long Siberian tigers, watching one of the “ligers” (unfortunately not bred for their skills in magic…) scent mark one of our companions, having a leopard jump ten feet while taking a video, and feeding a live chicken to a hungry tiger at the DongBei Hu breeding center (“North East Tiger” breeding center).

Nine feet of agressive fury... and fuzz. Hope no one else wanted a piece of that drumstick.

"No Kristen, they would need more than just a litterbox and a scratching post in the spare bedroom."
The Great White Liger
Paul contemplating the circle of life. Notice how he is carefully cradling the chicken's lower limbs before callously throwing the fowl to its doom...
-The Ice Festival: Towers of ice bricks fourteen stories tall, hundreds of buildings and ice and snow sculptures, lights embedded in the ice glowing crazy neon colours, gliding around on ice bikes, sliding down ice slides and huddling together for warmth.


We took the overnight train back home to Dalian. We were supposed to arrive back at around 6:30 and a bus was waiting to take us straight to school. It takes about an hour to get back from Dalian, so as long as everything worked out perfectly we should have been there right on time. Unfortunately it started to snow that night. This meant the train had to slow down so we didn’t get in until almost 7:00. Then the bus had to take its time because Chinese snow removal crews consist of five guys shovelling salt out of the back of a moving pickup (not joking… we saw them on the way back in working their magic). We ended up rolling in a little late (8:30ish) but luckily we were just 11 of 23 people late or missing because of the snow!
It was a great weekend, and one that we would definitely recommend to anyone travelling in Northern China in January with snow gear, a little bit of Mandarin and some time to kill.

Other notable memories:
-Paul’s Mandarin improving exponentially as he was forced to use it all the time. His Mandarin was the best in the group and by the end of the weekend he was holding conversations with cab drivers and waiters… although the Harbin accent was so thick and different then the Dalian one that understanding each other was always a little tough. Case in point: Paul trying to order grilled mushrooms and instead getting stewed tripe…mmmm yum!

-St. Sophia’s Cathedral after dark was pretty damn cool!
-Borscht at a Russian café.
-Sausage that, unlike most Chinese sausage, didn’t smell/taste like wet socks.
(Sorry, we would love to put up more pictures, but the internet is fighting us... its been six hours and we have only managed to get up these pictures so far. You will just have to use your imagination for the rest! We might try to throw a couple more up later in the week if we have time... keep checking in!)

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

A Very Merry Jinshitan Christmas

So Christmas was quiet around here (to say the least). We missed being home to celebrate and the things that was missing the most- besides all our family and friends - was... Christmas Music! I have never realized how ubiquitous Christmas music actually is. EVERYWHERE you go at home there are holiday sounds to be heard. Heck, even the hard core rock stations in Vancouver give up once an hour and play a holiday song.

This year a lot of our traditions were not possible (where do you think we can buy GOOD scotch in China... and really candle light fajitas aren’t the same when you don’t have a Christmas tree to decorate after). So because of this we decided to implement a few Jinshitan Christmas traditions of our own.

The first was a relaxation policy. We lounged in our jammies for hours and watched some Christmas movies that one or both of us had never seen before. There are some real gems from the early 60’s claymation era, Including Kristen's new favourite "The Little Drummer Boy". Before we started watching Paul told Kristen that near the beginning the parents get stabbed and burned. Kristen responded by tersely replying, “this is a Christmas film those things can’t happen”.
Paul did a very quiet I told you so dance about ten minutes in!

The second new tradition was a very nice 2 hour walk along the coastline. As usual we took our camera and were not disappointed. We found a trove of statues. For no apparent reason there are a bunch of life sized animal statues next to a minor attraction here in Jinjy!
HI HO Silver, away!

Paul joins Siegfried and Roy
This is yet another one of the beautiful abandoned buildings in our town, and yet they keep building new ones....?
So cold the sea water is frozen

 We also were fortunate enough to have friends who decided to host a Christmas dinner. So on Christmas night, off we went to a very good approximation of Christmas dinner. Will made an EXCELLENT turkey, Trevor sat on his veggies on the way over  and the mulled wine was quickly drained by one and all. Over all it was great!

On Boxing day we got up and went off to work. Kristen had extra TOC blocks because there were others who decided they were going to have a boxing day... thanks guys!
So, our first Christmas abroad was... interesting. Not nearly as "christmassy" as being home with friends and family, but we definitely managed to make it fun and special.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

It's Beginning to look a LOT like Christmas

Well, its December which means 2 really good things have happened here lately!

1) PAUL SHAVED HIS HORRIBLE MOUSTACHE OFF!!
2) Kristen was FINALLY given permission to decorate the house!

This is our INCREDIBLE advent caladar from IKEA. I hope you all have one. There are little boxes which you hide goddies in, so it could be lame chocolate or it could be ferrero rochers!!!!!
This is our tiny tree and stockings!
This is how excited Kristen gets when she is allowed to put up Christmas stuff!


Perfect for our Chinese Christmas Tree, Rice Lights, no joke they came with the tree!

There have been some negitive things as well, mostly weather related. We keep being mocked by the chinese staff who think being born and bred Canadians, we should not bock at the DongBei wind that rips through our part of china.As you all know that is SOOOOO not the case!

This is lake Clear water which is the "lake" part of our Lake-View aprtment. It has been there since the category 4 storm last year. It is so cold most of the water has evaporated. But what was left froze and then was smashed by the middle school kids since they are not supervised during PE class. THe little monkeys tore up the brick from the sidewalk to do it.

And this is Kristen's new work attire. You will notice, Hot for this season, thick tights, under a pair of insulated ski socks, all neatly hidden under dress pants. YEA, IT'S COLD!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Aint no rest for the wicked

This past weekend was full of sporting events for us. Kristen went off to Beijing with her Volleyball team to play in a tournament. They were supposed to fly out Friday night at 10pm but true to its reputation Dalian airport muck-ed it up and they didn’t leave until 4am. 9 hours of trying to rest in a freezing cold airport on chairs or floors or wherever. When they finally arrived in Beijing it was to late to go to the Hostel before the first game so instead they went looking for breakfast. They found Michael a stout German man how owned a brand new bakery. He served up fresh and free treats for the whole team basically saving us from killing each other.

The first day was long and tiresome but each game the team got better and better. We finally won our last game on Saturday.
Jumping like our life depends on it.......lol
Finally heading to the hostel around 6pm we checked in showered and took off for a dinner with some of the other teams at a Japanese restaurant. Kristen had never drank Saki before and having been awake for almost 40 hours, and only eating sushi for dinner it did a serious number on her. She almost passed out at the dinner table along with a couple of her teammates. So instead of hitting the clubs they went back to the hostel for some much needed sleep.

Kristen is on the left hand side WAY WAY at the back

On Sunday the team was up and back on the court at 11am “rested” and and playing much better as a team. Kristen got her first block and first real kill and a nice head cold/sore thorat just to round out the morning. After 2 games the team thought they were finsished and headed off to the showers, only to find out they had to play for 3rd and 4th place. The final game was the best yet, and the girls came of so close to taking it but ended up fouth. By that time there was only enough time to shower eat and rush off to the airport to literally run to our gate and catch the plane home.

Posing like we are 12....

 All in all a lot of fun. There were some bruises, skin burns, and many hours missed sleep but everyone had a great time!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

11th Annual Dalian China International Winter Swimming Festival

Early upon our return to China the administration put out the word about some cool stuff that only happens in the first semester, a number of which were things we have not yet had a chance to experience. One of these events was an international outdoor swimming competition held in OCTOBER. It sounded like a lot of fun while we were sweating it up at Pro-D in August and Paul decided to sign himself up!

The morning of October 22 was chilly but sunny. We piled into a transport and were driven to the start of the “parade” route. To our surprise there was a VERY official opening ceremony and the entire thing was being televised on 2 stations. To Kristen's chagrin there were tourists and reporters all over the place wanting to snap photos of our group of strange white people all decked out in red and white. In a very odd role reversal Kristen hung back, playing  the shy kid, while Paul was holding the flag out in front wearing his '87 Canada Cup jersey smiling and posing with everyone who requested a picture of him. He was even approached by the coach of one of the Chinese swim teams about making some contacts in Canada so their team could do a swim tour….wtf is a swim tour? As the opening ceremonies really got underway there were the usual speeches that no one listened to, dancers who should concentrate their energies on other things, (and should definitely wear costues more appropriate to women of their age and build) as well as cross-dressing pop singers and ballroom dancers. The entire things was capped off with an outrageous amount of fireworks and piles of old people running into the ocean wearing speedos, t-shirts and socks for the polar bear swim. It was an odd day.


Paul leading the Canadian contingent.

Ballroom dancers in front, elderly cheerleaders to the left, dancers to the right.

The swimmers marched in wearing their matching gear... they take odd amateur sport quite seriously in China. Cold water swimming falls in that category.

Probably toxic, but it looks pretty.

The next day, Sunday October 23, dawned, sunny but freezing and windy... like REALLY windy. Paul was scheduled for 3 races and was told to arrive no later than 8am, but once he was there found out he didn’t swim until 11:30. So we sat around looking at the Russians and had them try to convince us to join the “Bering Strait” Swim club, which basically is a group of people who jump in the Bering Strait and seeing how long you can stay in before your body overrides your brain and you jump out. Apparently some members of their team had recently swam from Russia to Alaska and were looking to get another group together for this summer!
The races were held in an outdoor pool that had recently been filled with unheated and unfiltered sea water! The water temperature was less than 4°... yes, ONLY 4 degrees above freezing!

 
Anyways Paul’s first race was…interesting. He was the last one off the block (he didn't understand the Chinese words for "take your marks") but was first out of the turn. He led his heat until the last few meters when his muscles cramped from the extreme cold -and lack of training- and he was over taken by the guy next to him. He came out of the water in mild shock which we later found out happened to ALL the other Canadian contestants. We went home and had some lunch and a nap. Then Paul went back for two more races! All in all he ended up 5th in freestyle, 6th in the backstroke and 5th in the breaststroke. Not bad for a guy who hasn’t swum competitively for almost 10 years!
Speedos and parkas

Just a little chilly!

Some of the older dudes were pretty impressive.
The day after the races, there was a ceremony that was attended by the athletes, and dignitaries like the vice minister of sport. Paul thought that all the Maple Leaf teachers who swam were going, but he found out (at the event) that it was just him, some of the administrators and a few of the Chinese teachers. The evening was a true Chinese experience. Pop singers, children performing Kung-fu, hostesses wearing full princess gowns and a full Chinese buffet. It was a wierd and wonderful experience. We got to enjoy some delicious Chinese beer brewed in Hong Kong, and some baiju (sorghum liquor) that was made in Jinshitan. We eventually stumbled home, and went to sleep, sore from the swimming and a little tipsy from the night out. 

Take a look at that glittering # 7 on his waif-like body

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Happy Halloween

One of the Big events here at the school is the teacher's Halloween Party. Almost all the teachers go and have awesome halloween costumes made. Here is a small sample!

Kristen as Alice

Hey Sport! Paul as The Great Gatsby

Wonderland Friends, The Caterpillar (Mark) and the Mad Hatter (Jennifer)

Pop (Sara), Crackle (Morgan), and Snap (Brittney)

There were some home made costuems too! Indy (Kyle), Rambo (Will), Kung Fu Panda (Charles)

The woman who inspired my costume! Lauren as the mad hatter! She made that amazing hat out of paper mache!